April 30, 2014. 1pm in German time. The place: Dublin airport. The food: mediocre. The wait: LONG.
Nothing brings you back to reality quite like ending a vacation filling out customs forms and removing your belt and shoes for the 4th time in one day. Dublin-to-USA airport security is tight.
And nothing sends a chill down your spine quite like having an ARMED SOLDIER escort you from the waiting room to a “holding pen” filled with other ARMED SOLDIERS.
I knew those antlers would be trouble the moment I started haggling for them at a Dresden flea market a month before. But was it worth it?
I am now the proud hipster owner of my very own antler shed. Or I guess I should say ambivalent hipster owner, since hipsters aren’t supposed to care?
On a side note, I think blue hydrangea + copper + bone white is my new favorite thing ever.
Want to use this look in your own decor? Please say yes, and then keep reading.
How to Clean and Display Antler Sheds
Skill Level: Easy Peasy
Time: 1 hour active, 2-3 hours drying time
What You Need:
- an antler shed! Try looking on Etsy and at flea markets (the one in Dresden had TONS if you’re ever in Germany). Or if you’re really dedicated, you can search for one in the wild (this is probably the only time a vegan will ever direct you to a hunting website).
- old toothbrush, soft scrubby sponge, bristle brush (the kind for heavier bathtub cleaning)
- 1/4 C. baking soda, mixed with just enough water until it forms a paste
- 1 C. warm water mixed with 1 C. hydrogen peroxide
- elbow grease
- old towel
- 12-gauge wire* for decorating and hanging
- wire cutters* or strong scissors
Note: these cleaning instructions do NOT apply to very fresh sheds that still have velvet or blood on them! That’s a more intense process that I leave to other DIYers to explain, sorry folks!
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What You Do:
Step One – Using a combination of sponge, brush, and toothbrush, thoroughly scrub the shed down with the baking soda paste. Really get into all the nooks and crannies, paying special attention to the base—mine had a couple bits of fur attached (ew).
A. hand-modeled for me! Didn’t he do a good job?
Step Two – Repeat the entire cleaning with the water/peroxide mixture. The peroxide helps to lighten up the darker stains a bit.
Step Three – Rinse off all that gunky water. A hose is helpful if you have access to one, plus then you can make rainbows.
Step Four – Towel off the antler and stick it in a sunny spot to dry for a few hours. (Not pictured because boring).
Step Five – Decorate! Grab that wire and start wrapping it around the antler wherever you want. A thick 12-gauge really works best as it’s less springy and will stay wrapped up better. Make sure the clipped ends all face the “back” side of the antler.
Step Six – If you’ll be hanging your antler shed, you can make a hanger using the same wire. Cut a long piece, 8 or so inches longer than the drop length. Wrap both ends tightly around the antler, leaving a 3″ tail on each end.
My hand model went to go take a nap. Poop.
Then coil the tails around the “hanger” part of the wire, like so:
And that’s it! Now you’re a hipster too.
I’m in love with the way the aluminum and copper wire contrast against the bone white of the antler. Sadly I don’t know what species of deer this guy is from! The Customs Inspector’s best guess was something Eastern European. Any readers have a guess?
And in case my Customs drama scared you away from importing your own antlers on your next international trip, as of this writing, bones and antlers can be brought into the U.S., as long as they are clean and dry, and are NOT from an endangered species.
Which was really good news for me, because I didn’t bother to find out until after I had schlepped that gargantuan 26″ antler across Germany in my luggage for 3 weeks. Still worth it.
What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever brought back from a trip?
Pssst…did anybody notice that pretty white wall? It’s true, I’m finally. done. painting. Reveal coming soon!